Happy Retirement to My Therapist

Happy Retirement to My Therapist

You know too much to just walk free. Enjoy the silence. I'll be telling the next one it was all my mother's fault, exactly as we rehearsed.

Satire. Extreme satire. This card describes no real event and no real person. Adult language, 18+. If you hand this to someone with no sense of humor, that outcome is entirely on you.